The thing is–our bunny is the essential Bad Boy. What use is a pet that gives you unconditional love and doesn’t occasionally make weird growly noises at you from under the coffee table? What use is a pet that DIDN’T eat your degree transcript and the cover of several books and part of the new waterproof bag you just bought (rendering it completely not waterproof at all)? Very little use in our household, partner. Our bunny is an asshole and it’s all part of his charm. When you read about Bunny eating my magazines and chewing on our electrical cords and headbutting us, you may think that perhaps the bunny is a bit of an asshole. If you’ve never been headbutted by a rabbit you should be. For one thing, Bunny can have adventures under the couch eating my Maclean’s magazines, and also, he can hop onto our bed and headbutt us in the morning so that we’ll give him treats.
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Apart from the fact that he tries to eat electrical cords (which is dangerous for him), I think the life of a free range rabbit is far superior to that of his hutch-dwelling comrades. This means that Bunny gets to live a “free range” lifestyle.
Did you know you can litter train a rabbit? I sure didn’t. In addition to his aforementioned cuteness, Bunny is also a good bunny because he is litter trained. I say again, just LOOK at him!Ĭould anything be more adorable than a rabbit hopping around the apartment, eating our apple cores, yawning, and cleaning his little face with his little paws? No. As TC says, “He’s good at being a bunny.”Īnd he is. My TC had Eazy-E for a few years before I met him, but when I moved into the household, he became known simply as Bunny (the rabbit, not TC). At the end of the summer, my TC (who used to work at the summer camp) took Eazy-E home with him because he is the Best Bunny.
Once upon a time, Eazy-E the rabbit lived in a children’s summer camp in Kincardine, Ontario with a bunch of other rabbits who were all named after rappers.